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CorporalKayfabe
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Country: United States
Gender: Male
Interests: Pro Wrestling, Vegan Food, Drums, Movies, TV, Video Games, the Internet, Music, Goofing on people, Mickey Rooney
Expertise: Getting dropped on my head, sleeping... I'm really good at those two things
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AIM:  AndyKaid2K4
Member Since:
3/25/2005
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| On a brighter note, I have failed at life.
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| One day later, and I can barely move my arms. Last night was probably
the most cardio-intensive night of training I've taken part in so far.
Well, maybe second most. I was able to keep up fairly well, just from
doing the less severe cardio we normally do. If we didn't do that, I
would have likely passed out since I haven't been to a gym in six
months. I am not sure if this will be a re-occuring theme, as our
'fabed friend from Mexico is coming up next month, so the trainers want
us to be in the best shape possible.
It was great, too, because we had an absolutely huge class. I believe
there were 19 people. It was cool looking around the room and seeing
everyone not in the ring doing hindu squats, jumping squats, running
sprints, etc. For a second I was reminded of the Japanese dojos, but
then I thought about all the horror stories that I've heard about
training over there, and realized it wasn't nearly half as bad. I've
even seen a video of Satoru Sayama mericlessly beating the hell out of
his students with a kendo stick if they mess up. Thankfully, Christmas
is not just around the corner, so I don't see either of the trainers
getting hurty sticks any time soon. Unless... they're having a
birthday!!! GAH!!! *runs to the hills*
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| Tonight was awesome cause I did a reverse Hamrick bump.
For those that aren't aware of what a Hamrick bump is, Chris Hamrick
always takes this bump. He goes for a dropkick through the
middle and bottom ropes, but ends up falling outside the ring on his
back. It's like the Flair climbing the ropes bump. You know his
opponent is going to flip him off (not a middle finger) and you expect
it as a transition. That's pretty much the purpose of the Hamrick
bump, in a nutshell (not a scrotum).
Well tonight, I invented the reverse Hamrick bump. We were playing Bull
in the Ring, and one of my trainers gave me this back handstand kick variation.
I was supposed to bump into the corner, but I wasn't used to the new
ring maybe and flew into the ropes. Or should I say, through the ropes.
The momentum flung me through the middle and bottom ropes backwards.
Hence, the reverse Hamrick bump.
I landed on the concrete, of course. Thankfully, I tucked my head
enough that it didn't hit or I'd have a definite concussion now. I'm feeling okay now, but how I feel
tomorrow will determine if I do it on a regular basis.
Afterwards, I rolled back in the ring and continued on for the rest of
the night. Cause I'm a masochist (not a sado-masochist... maybe). :)
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